Sinhala joke sms collection 4

 

Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda?
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawadawath mata amataka wen na.
Amataka karannat ba.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una.
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila WADE ekak gattha.

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Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan.
Oya reta reta yana gaman nawatthanna.
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta.
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokada dannawada
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Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.

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Eda a sonduru handawe,
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.
Oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
Oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
Ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
A pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
Man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata. Lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!

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Gedarin monawa kiwwath api bandimu..
Loku wiyadam nathuwa chamwa karamu..
Api lassana punchi kuduwak hadamu..
Eka api eliya karamu..
Api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
Muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai..
Wesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!

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Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…”

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Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.

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Kiyannata bari taram…
Umba laga gadai ban…
Darannata bari taram…
Gada uhulannata ba dan…
Numba ai gada me taram…
Nahayak nathi ekek men…
Ma banina me banum…
Umbata ahenawa nam…
Karunakara gihin dan…
Naganin tap 1n…

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Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.

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Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???

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Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??

Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.