sinhala funny jokes sms collection 3

man meka oyagen kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye…
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane…
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai….

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Dannawada Man Podi Kale idan Nil Pata, Rathu Pata, Kaha Pata, Dam Pata, Rosa Pata,
Wage Eka Eka Patawal Dekala Thiyenawa.
Mage Yaluwange Moonuwala Pem Pata Dekala Thiyenawa,
Pansaledi Pin Pata Dekala Tiyenawa,
Eth Me Ha Ha Pura Kiyala Man Oyata Pin Sidda Wenna,
GON PATA Dekkamai…

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Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawada kiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

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Hama Gahakatama Kaanthare palawenna ba.
Eath Pathok Gaha Eaka Kala.
Hama Malakatama Aadharaya Wenuwen Penisitinna ba.
Eath Rosa Mala Eaka kala.
Hama Sathekutama Jaathiyak Niyojanaya karanna be.
Eeth Sinhaya Eaka kala.
Hama mati kollekutama me SMS eka Kiyawana ba.
Eath oya Eaka Kala…

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Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.

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Jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.

2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.

3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.

4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.

5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.

6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi.

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“Kurulla & Kirilli”
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
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Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?

Kirilli : Baaaaaaa..

Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane…!

Kirilli : Apo Baaaaa..

Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?

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(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
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Dannawada goliyakaranaya kiyanne mokakda kiyala?
nikamata hithanna,
ENGLAND wala ipadunu GERMAN jathika kollek,
eyage AUSTRALIAWE ipaduna CANADIAN grl frnd ekka,
JAPAN car ekaka yaddi NEWSEALAND waladi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN hospital ekakadi.
Me denna sanipa wela ayemat yanne THAILAND.
Me sms eka type karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek.
Meka kiyawanne ITIOPIAN look ekak Thiyena AFRICAN wadurek.

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Mama deviyangen jeewath wenna job ekak illuwa.
Deviyo mata eka laba dunna.
Mama deviyangen lassana jeewithayak illuwa.
Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama deviyangen hoda adarayak illuwa.
Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Anthimata mama deviyangen karaththayakata “gonek” illuwa.
Ethakota dewiyo mata mey number eka dunna.

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Me oba dakinne Titanic nawai.
Eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.
ehidi miya giya Adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha,
obage Phone 1 ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!

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