Sinhala joke sms collection 2

Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
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Gedarin monawa kiwwath 
api bandimu..
loku wiyadam nathuwa 
chamwa karamu..
api lassana punchi 
kuduwak hadamu.. 
eka api eliya karamu..
api punchi pataw 3k 4k 
hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
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Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
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Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’
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Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he
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Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.

pol tika harida ?
hari sir.

karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.

Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
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if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !
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oya meka kiyouvoth gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya
oya meka delete karoth haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"

den mokada karanne
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Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya
oya face eka eliyata dagena giya
mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya
apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!
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Man jevath wela inna godak try kala.
Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha.

Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha..Meka mage nolebeema.
Man yanawa...Yannama yanawa..

Me Loken sadahatama yanawa..
Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wai.

Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe.Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadarayak unata.

Me mage husma yana welawa..Hemotama
Suba Anagathayak!!!

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(Mama V.Prabhakaran)
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Love is 'Trouser' 
Friendship is 'jangi'..
Trouser irunath jangi nambuwa reka gannawa..
U r one of my jangies..
So pass this msg to all jangies
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Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye..,
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata

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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??
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Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man 
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana 
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
naha....
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onna ohomalu 
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???

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Ane thawa ekama 
eka warak mata 
oyage punchi detholata 
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath 
oya detholata mawa lan 
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....

"MAMA OYAGE 
PARANA"
tooth brush
eka..

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Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...

PULLI GONA 
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...!
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Eka rosa patai.
A wagema lassanai.
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa.
Amuthuma rasak.
A nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa.
A rasatanam mama thamath 
asai. Eda man puduma sathutak
winde. hamotama horen
aththamai...

CARGILS MAGIC 
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
"JOLIMA THAMA"
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Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n 
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners 
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!

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Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala.... 
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Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
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Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,
oya kalabala wenna epa,
oya me gena dhena gannama oni
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha

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Try diz ........Its interestin
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in a paper

dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
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Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.

A mokada dannawada? 


Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.

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Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi. 
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Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..
hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,
oyage edum glawala,
eduma wisik karala
oya diha asawen kedarakamin
kela peragena balagena inne
oyagen ena suwadai..
oyawa diwe gewenakota 
mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...
ita passe mama oyawa atha gala 
oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka
oyawa thalala thalala
oyawa urala urala
oyawa hapala hapala
pumbanawa...
CENTER SHOCK
chewing-gum........
maaaaaara shock eka

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JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..
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