Sinhala joke and vihilu messages collection 5

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Thota ona mawa kannane.
Itin kapiya.
Mawa huragenama kaapiya.
Umba danne naha mama kauda kiyala.

Yako
Mama Thamai

“MURUNGA”
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A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Tc Bs.
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–.i”””””””””i
/ .-.| Kunu รค
‘-@- “””””@@”””-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…

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Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?

Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.
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Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo.
Eka mathak wenakotath pudumai.
Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya.
Mama hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne.
Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada Adarei…..

“PEARS BABY”
Maw senehase susinidu pahasa.

Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…
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Wahi diya maha bima themuwata, bima themanne wahi witharada..?
Rae ahase tharu thibunata tharu thiyenne rae witharada..?
Vihagun pem gee gauwata gee kiyanne un vitharada..?
Api mechchara duk unata FAIL wenne api witarada..??

Usa aththaka malak wage SCIENCE keruwe udin inna..
Awasane sidda une vibagayata MAL adinna…
SCIENCE karala api hithuwe wadi padiyata JOB karanna…
Awasane sidda une gas nagala POL kadanna… 

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Girl’s LOVE…
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…

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Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?

Monkey mom:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..oya apuruwata hinawenne, kiyanna beri nisa…

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Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.

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G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’

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