Sinhala Adult SMS (Sinhala 18+ SMS)

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Aurudu 85k Awiwahaka Achchi kenek
Merunalu,
Eyage Antima Kematte Tibunalu Eyage
Sohone Mehema Kotanna Kiyala,
'Kanyawiyak Wee Ipida Kanyawiyak
Wee Jeewatwee Kanyawak Lesama
Miya giyemi'
Sohone akuru kotana miniha me tika
diga wedi nisa short karala mehema
ketuwalu.
"packing nokada apasu ewana ladi'
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Ewasana dana rupu rodayata jaya kodiya... Meka ki ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una ekata kellan hatha ataya... Ikman nounu ma thamath thanikadaya...
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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.mage asawan,hangeem ? baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.ekath baha wage.kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?akuru 222 iwaRaene SuDu 

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Obath ratri kalaye minixun baya karamin sarisarana GREEZ YAKEK da? Obe hakiyawata menna idak. Danma ayadum karanna. "SRI LANKAN GREEZ STAR" Jayagrahakayata dina 21ka "welikada rest" hi niwaduwak.. Samagin policeyen dotha pura thagi.. Sahabagithwayata gam wasingen sanasili thagi rasak.. Adama ayadum karann..
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Sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda?
Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota.
Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota
Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai.
Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une??
Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!!
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godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa walada ganna asawen inne. Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane. Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne. Mata oyawa walada gannama one. E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi. Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani. Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa. Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . .
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samahara aya badinna kalin pana wage adaren hitiyata bendata paxe wenas wenawalune. . .
Ithin mekath a wage wenas una 2kge kathawak. Eka dawasak me 2nna hodatama randu wenawa.
Nona:oya mama gana dan hoyan na..
Mahaththaya:oyata pixuda?
Nona: ow oyata mawa dan penne pixek wagene.
Ithin me kathawa tikak darunu una. Eka paratama mahaththaya kiyanawa . .
'mama wasa bonawa.'
nona: ithin mata mokada bonawa
ithin mahaththaya wasa bonna yanawa. Eth tika welawakata paxe awa.
Nona : ko thamuse maha lokuwata giye wasa bonna neda?
Mahaththaya: wasa bonne kohomada oi. . . . . Thamuse eka koppayakwath hodala nane. . . .
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airtel company eke aluten job wagayak denawa. Kamatinam oyatath yanna puluwan. Natnam yaluwantawat kiyanne. Padiya 25000k witara ganna puluwan. Amaru job ekak neme godak lesi. Ganne A/L pass aya witharailu. Upadidarinta 35000k ganna puluwan. Hama nagarekinma gannawa. Karanna tiyenne airtel tower ekak udata nagala dialog signal enawanam SHO SHO gala elawanna. kewitak ehen denawa.. Mis kara ganna epa me job eka aparade
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KING : Andare onna me parath Vapmagula athalagata awa.
ANDARE : ehemai Rajathumani...
KING : HARAK kiyakata
kalada bola???
ANDARE : 9kata Rajathumani.
KING : Bola Andare 9k aedda???
ANDARE : Rajathumani thama eka gonek
sms 1 kiyawanawa. Uth ei
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If u fail in exam...
mother wil tel u 3 words...
"Aaye try karanna"
papa wil tel u 3 words...
"Buruwa fail neda"
lover wil tel u 3 words...
"Mawa amathaka karanna"
But,
I tel u 3 words...
"MACHO MAMATH FAIL..."
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Mama oyage paudgalika ewa hoyanawa kiyala hithanna epa. mata meka loku prashnayak. ekai ahanne..
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HARAK AI
THANAKOLA KANNE?
:D
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mama duppath thamai.mama amaruwen oya mage karagatthe.mama yana hama thanatama wage oya awa.eka dawasak api 2nna
ethanata giye 1ta.oyath hewanalla wage laginma hitiya.eda oya diha ahinsaka widiyata mama baluwa.eth mama eliyata eddi
oya ne.koi tharam wedanawakda,! mge wedanawe dukata mama mehema kagahuwa...
KAWDA YAKO PANSALE SEREPPU USSANA EKAA..? 
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None mokada pole gihin atdeka wana wana enne.mahattayo salli nathi unane.a kohomada wenadata hatte pallene salli daman yanne.ethana tibila tamai nathi une.a ganiye hatte pallata atha danakan ubata danune nedda?Aa..Kauda hituwe atha dame salli ganna kiyala
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Girl:ah a.. ......ridenawa ane mata
Boy:hari thawa poddai patiyo iwasana
G:ane oya hilata nemeine danne
B:a dan harida?
G:dan hari ikmanata danna
B:mulinma danakota le awada?
G:ow eth dan enna
B:onna 2tm dawa.eth,
G:ei eth kiuwe,
B:e karabu 2 oyata gelapenna su 
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Akuru 4n manasa patalila."man eyata LOVE.Eya mata LOVE"deiyane baLOVE.dawadda hinda iLOVE.Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.mama deviyanta karanne kannaLOVE.Me balapiya boLOVE.me wage msg kiyawanne riLOVE.....
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NIMAL - ape seeyage oralosuwa me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. thaama hondata weda karanawa.
SUNIL - oka mokakda ape seeya me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. oya yasa ageta inne.
NIMAL - a hari pudumai. echchara dawas seeya ganga ethule monawa karalada.
SUNIL - umbalage seeyai oralosuwa wain kara kara indala....
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Podda: amdo ubalage ge watema gewalwala podi babala innawa neda ban?
Amda: ow ban.dannawane ithin mage wada thamai....
Podda: ammata siri.e kohomada ban?
Amda: mama ape thaththage condom hama 1kama aga kapuwa ban.ekai
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(Wife & husban)
husban: AY ANE OYA DUKEN WAGE.
wife: OYA THAMA MAGE ARAKA KEDUWE NE NE.
husban: AY ANE OYA KIWWE EYE RE KEADUNA KIYALA.
wife: KOHEDA KEDUNE.MAMA OYATA HEMA DAMA KIYANAWA KADANNA KIYALA.OYA MATA ADARAYAK THIYENAWANAM ADA KADANNAMA ONE.
husban:MAMA OYAGE MUHUNA DIHA BALAGENA KOHOMA KADANDA.OYA OCHCHARAMA KIYANAWANAM MAMA OYAGE MUHUNE THIYENA kuruleawa KADANNAMKO.
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Mama parakku wena dawasata oya kalin enawa. Mama kalin ena dawasata oya parakku wenawa. Ay oya mata mehema karanne? Mama
dannawa mama nathi unata oyawa balaporoththuwen wena aya innawa kiyala. Eth mata dan oyawa maga arinnama be.
Mokada
dannawada? ? ? ?
Gamatama thiyenne..
Ekama BUS ekaine.
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Mama badu ganna thanakata gihilla.. Hodata thorala oyawa sallidila aragena, oyage edum galawala, edum wisi krla oya diha
asawen kedarakamen kela peragena balagena inne oyagen ena suwadai.., oyawa diwe gewenakota mata danena fun1i sihi kara
kara.. Ita passe mama oywa atha gala oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka oywa thalala thalala oyawa urala urala hapala hapala
Pumbanawa... CENTER SHOCK chewin-gum...
maaaaara shock eka
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@~~~~~~2011.07.01 added ~~~
man meka kiynna hitye goda kaleka indan oyata. mn dannawa mama marry karanakam mata meka mage athin thamai karagnna
wenne kiyala. mata dn meka taniyen karala epa wela thiyenne.. ekai oyata qwe,api dennama meka karamu, oya kamati
dawasaka ape gedara enna,
Mn kiyannam ethakota mage mona adum tikada oyta hodanna thyenne kiyala
hu..hu..
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Srilanka jathika kodiyei Shiranthi rajapaksha reta adina gaumei samanakam monawada???
hithanna...
hari lesiy...
oka hithaganna barida,??
mokakda appa...
oya dekama ussanne Mahinda Rajapaksha,
!!!
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oyage anga uda nagala,hilata dala karakawala,oyawa godak mirikuwa mathakada? mta eda godak baya hithuna mama palaweni
wathawatane oyge udata nange.eth tika welawak giyapuwama mama paawenawa wage danuna....passe mama oyage hilata kotu
kallak gahala oil baluwa mathakada MOTER BICKE???
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oya mage pitipassen yaddi mata hithenawa mata hoda arakshakayek innawa kyla.
oya mge dakunen yaddi mta hoda yaluwk
innawa kyla hithenawa.
oya mge wamen yaddi mta hithenawa hoda sahodareyak innwa kyla.
eth oya mge issarahin yaddi
mata hithenawa
PULLI GONAA ISSARAHIN,MN PITIPASSEN kyala...hu...huu..
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Poddak kalpana karala balanna..ada enna ennama gabini mauwarun ganana wadi wenawa.harima pudumai.ispirithala wala
idath naha.eka ande denna thundena innawa...mekata hethuwa mama thawama danne na.eth ispirithale lamai hambawnna inna
ganu inna hama adakama gahala thyenawa "SIDDALEPA WEDA MAHATHMAYAGE WADAK" kyala.aththatama hethuwa eyada?
;-D